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Table: Catfished
His profile had a tape measure in one photo. In person he explained that the tape measure was metric and I was being closed-minded. He then ordered for both of us, in a French accent, at an Applebee's.
Table: The bill
Free bread. Unlimited. She still sent a request for $4.50 with the note 'carbs are a shared responsibility'. I paid it. I think about it every day.
Table: Brought a plus one
She had a binder. Tabs labeled Childhood, Allergies, and Exes. He said she just wanted to 'get ahead of the questions'. Dessert was a quiz.